1 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:08,990 For I perceived God's light about him both wet and fire. 2 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:13,730 Hail and well met, Joffrey. 3 00:01:15,110 --> 00:01:17,530 Have you been fighting again? 4 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:20,510 Such a bold gentleman you are. 5 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:22,510 Yes, of course. 6 00:01:22,990 --> 00:01:29,510 But what am I to do when God asks of me to translate the one true poem that 7 00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:30,550 unfolds the universe? 8 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:37,940 Still, I'm glad of your companionship. Without you, I fear the devil would have 9 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:39,500 claimed me long ago. 10 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:22,000 Joffrey, I understand you've been giving my imps some trouble. 11 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,360 What do you have to say for yourself, hmm? 12 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,120 Back, Satan. 13 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:28,180 This is my place. Mine. 14 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,740 Well, is anything really ours? 15 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,560 Come, Joffrey. I have a proposition. 16 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:35,280 Will you walk with me? 17 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,460 There will be trees. 18 00:03:04,679 --> 00:03:06,640 Let's get the formalities over with, eh? 19 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:12,240 Yea, I will give you this and all the kingdoms of the earth if you will bow 20 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,220 and worship me. 21 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:22,820 Now, it is you who should bow down to Joffrey. 22 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:25,820 Yes, 23 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:27,840 I suspected as much. 24 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:33,770 You bear the sin of pride, cat. A sin I am particularly fond of. 25 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:36,050 And you said there would be treats. 26 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:39,490 Catnip fresh from the soil. 27 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:44,650 Salted ham from the market. Fish heads with the eyes still in them. 28 00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:47,210 Mmm, scrumptiously poppable. 29 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:51,610 But first we must make a deal, Joffrey. I have need of your poet. 30 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:55,490 And I want you to stand aside and not interfere. 31 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,530 Oh, no, no. 32 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:04,580 He's mine. The favorite of my pets. Now, now, Joffrey, you must understand that 33 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:09,840 there are many claims on him. The man is like a ruined estate, overrun with 34 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:16,480 creditors. He owes the tyrant of heaven, his family and friends, and me for his 35 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,959 youthful debaucheries and such. 36 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:25,900 But I would forgive my debt if your pet would but write me a poem. 37 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:33,180 Honestly, Joffrey, the poems he writes for himself are not very good. 38 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,580 With my guidance, he could write something magnificent. 39 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:39,760 The poem of poems. 40 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:44,240 Verse that would lay waste to all of creation. 41 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:46,860 Do we have a deal, sir? 42 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:08,750 Will Lucifer spare my cat? 43 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,950 I'll do anything. I swear it. 44 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:15,430 Very well. 45 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:30,510 Capital, sir. Capital. 46 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:36,010 Oh, sir. Sir, you cannot rhyme love with dumb. It is banal. 47 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,320 I shall not allow it. 48 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:43,260 I like the first reference to an essay on man, but the second makes you seem 49 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,260 derivative. 50 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,840 All critics are, Satan. 51 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:52,980 But marvellous work, truly marvellous. I've made a few suggested edits I'd like 52 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:56,680 you to entertain, but I'm very pleased with your progress. 53 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:02,000 If you could tidy these up, I'll be back for them tomorrow night, and our 54 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,340 business can be done. 55 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:26,470 How now, Joffrey. 56 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:28,970 You look as though a hound has chewed you up. 57 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:32,670 Yes, well, that was no hound, but Satan himself. 58 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:36,890 Oh, no, Joffrey. You look worse for Wehrbeck. 59 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,410 He fought the devil and lost Tom. 60 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:41,710 Of course he did. 61 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,610 Fun, though. 62 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:47,530 Sure, Joffrey. Seek the help of a true fighting cat. 63 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:51,250 It is not strength I seek, sirrah, but counsel. 64 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:53,630 Oh, here it is. 65 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,460 A night hunter, Moppet. 66 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,940 Hello, Mr. Scully. Hello, Master Tom. 67 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:05,960 Hello, Master Joffrey. 68 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,480 Hello, Miss Moppet. 69 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,100 Is that milk? 70 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:15,460 All right, come on now, come on now. Master Joffrey has something to say. 71 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:19,380 to him, all of you. Last night, Satan came to this madhouse. 72 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:23,970 He often treats to lure me away so he could coerce my poet into doing his 73 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:30,010 bidding, and in so doing, take his immortal soul and destroy all of 74 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:33,030 Oh, that is a scurvy trick! 75 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:34,269 Yes, indeed. 76 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:39,190 And so, I... Well, I need your help. 77 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:41,430 This is a strange business, Joffrey. 78 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:42,990 Very strange. 79 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:49,010 But if you want my clothes, sir, they are yours for this fight. No! 80 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:56,950 We cats are descended from the angel tiger, who killed the ignimum rat 81 00:07:56,950 --> 00:07:57,950 of Egypt. 82 00:07:58,330 --> 00:08:04,490 We are warriors of God, and as such, we can wound Satan, 83 00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:07,190 but we cannot kill him. 84 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:14,310 To defeat Satan, we must deny him that which he desires. 85 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,470 The poem? 86 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,070 A bloody poem? 87 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:22,530 What's he on that for? I understand what must be done. 88 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:26,450 We shall help you. We shall fight him. 89 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,090 End of three. 90 00:08:28,970 --> 00:08:31,270 You shall creep. 91 00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:36,590 Come, 92 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:42,730 come, Master Smart. Hand it over. As the surgeon said, she's better to have it 93 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:43,750 all out at once. 94 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,190 Oh, please. 95 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:55,930 I've had quite enough of you damned cats. 96 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:00,970 Language. 97 00:09:05,790 --> 00:09:10,390 I won't be called a cow by anyone, let alone a... 98 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:41,200 descended from angels and as such we too can move in the spaces between 99 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,200 worlds 100 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:29,700 You cannot win. 101 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,940 Oppose me further and die. 102 00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:12,669 Well, it was. 103 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:14,410 Well, I shall keep it safe. 104 00:11:14,730 --> 00:11:18,210 And so much for your dominion over the Earth as well. 105 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,930 Now be gone, foul creature. 106 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:28,630 You have scarred literature forever. 107 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,450 You stupid c - 108 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:48,030 For I will consider my cat Joffrey. For he counteracts the powers of darkness by 109 00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:50,730 his electrical skin and glaring eyes. 110 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:55,970 For he counteracts the devil for his death. 111 00:11:57,530 --> 00:12:00,790 For he can creep.